May 2013
fourleafedcolfer:
i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being
anyone else notice this is the part where Stich has a bra on his head?
When girls are off their period.
sodamnrelatable:
So accurate it hurts
sweetdez:
detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
me: wow i really liked that song now i think i'll listen to it another seventy times in a row
using my mom's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
using my money: $2? maybe that's too much...
April 2013
dampsandwich:
life without potatoes wouldn’t be a life worth living
justinvernons:
If you’re gonna wear yoga pants:
Have an ass.
Don’t be fat.
Wear a thong.
Thanks.
if you’re gonna fat shame:
oh wait just kidding haha don’t do it at all you flaming piece of shit